Work is Gay

I was gonna apologize if the title of my post offended anyone, then I realized that if it did, you were gonna get offended by me eventually, so I might as well save my energy for something else....LIKE ANGST ABOUT WORK!!!!!

So the reason that work is gay, specifically MY work is gay, is because they keep bending me over and trying to screw me. Apparently someone put a "Everyone's Whipping Boy" sign on my back when I wasn't looking. Everytime I turn around someone is trying to blame me for their failures.

Bite me you monkeys. No more mister nice guy.